The METRA commuter trains to be specific.
A young father holds up his infant son and says the following between spurts of giving the child rasberries (putting lips to stomach and blowing):
"Are you gassy like daddy? Are you gassy like daddy!?"
Mixed in were other great lines like "Did you fart? Did you fart!?" and "Did you drop a duce? Did my boy drop a duce!?"
Truth. I Swear.
2 comments:
Just ONE year ago I would have been revolted. Now? F'n HIlarious!
I knew having a kid would have a profound effect on you but this is even more profound than I expected.
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